Sunday, May 22, 2011

Miss collapse into just the Mobile Service

Miss into just crashes the mobile customer service
10086 Desk: Well, Mr. Good evening, how may I help you?
less Court: phone battery died, automatic shutdown, What time is it?
Miss 10086 Desk: (Halo), how can you give me that fight.
Court less: I like the automatic shutdown phone can make calls, but do not see the time. .
Miss 10086 Desk: (Halo) is right now 2:25? May I ask what else can I help you?
less Court: Oh! So how do you not go to bed late.
10086 Desk: Well, (halo) Excuse me, sir, this is my job, what would you do it?
Court less: nothing will not be able to call it?
10086 Desk: I'm sorry Sir, I do not mean that.
Court less: Why to you call is free? Why call to others for a fee?
10086 Desk: Well, sir. . This is a high-quality customer service, we in the customer is God's purpose, so do not need to play our customer service phone charges.
Court less: that God was hungry. I give you my home address. You come to my house gave me something to eat good or bad ..
10086 Desk: Well, Mr. I'm sorry, we do not have this service.
less Court: Do you still pick and choose the service of God it?
10086 Desk: Well, Mr. I'm sorry, we only issue raised by customers doing business solution. Will still have questions?
Court less: I am not the unreasonable man. So you answer my three questions, the answer you right I will not dwell. .
Miss 10086 Desk: (vomiting blood) you speak.
less Court: first. Long March in the total number of walking.
Miss 10086 Desk: 20005 miles now.
less Court: Second, how many people the number of participants.
Miss 10086 Desk: 80 006 thousand it.
Court less: also understand the point of history, the last question, what name they call?
10086 Miss :.......................................... Desk .......
less Court: to refuse to answer God's question, I would complain to you.
10086 Desk: I'm sorry Sir, I really do not know.
Court less: such a simple question not answer, the attitude of your work very seriously, but also resistance.
Miss 10086 Desk: (crying) this. . This. . This simple? So be it President. I'll give you three questions, do not know are interested in answer the second?
Court less: that to listen to.
Miss 10086 Desk: 2008 Olympic Games is held in any place!
less House: Beijing, the next question.
10086 Desk: Well, the opening ceremony that Mr. Will is a few date?
Court less: 8 August. If you dare to ask my next question when the opening ceremony of the names of everyone in the stands, I will complaint you.
Miss 10086 Desk: (Kuangku) your address, Mr. to me, I'll get you cooking. . . . . . . . .

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